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pizxebe


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A GOOD ONE...

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Last night my mom and I were sitting in the living room talking about the many things of life. In-between, we talked about the idea of living or dying.

I said to her, ' Mom, never let me live in a vegetative state, totally dependent on machines and liquids from a bottle. If you see me in that state I want you to disconnect all the contraptions that are keeping me alive, I'd much rather die'
 
Then my mom got up from the sofa with this real look of admiration towards me and proceeded to disconnect the TV, the Cable, the Dish, the DVD, the Computer, the Cell Phone, the IPod, and the Xbox, and then went to the fridge and threw away all my beer! 
 

I almost died!
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Padan muka, talk so much la... But it is good for you also. Beer might be bad for health if over drink, playing com and xbox will harm your eyes ... You should appreciate what your mom did man... wahahahahaha

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Chin Teng,
I do hope you realize that that was just a joke forwarded by Loy Chee. Those sequence of events never actually happened to him.

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Chin Teng... words cannot describe..... 1 expression --> -_-

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evanquah wrote:

Chin Teng,
I do hope you realize that that was just a joke forwarded by Loy Chee. Those sequence of events never actually happened to him.


Aiyoyo brother.. I know that ... Saja typing ... Nothing to do ma ~~~



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devlonair wrote:

Chin Teng... words cannot describe..... 1 expression --> -_-



Ai seh man .... talk more salah more then dont wan to reply d la ...
-_- <--- Just like you nia



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pizxebe


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Chin teng seems to be the most free person even though he have a thesis to rush...
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well... got to say... the most active person is our Mr CT now.. haha... he will try all his best to reply the topic.. u really thoughtful la CT... hee...

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ct here is always like tat always see things from jus the cover haha.........so naive.....in other words which is a bit harsh means...stupid hahahahahahaha......

yala why u so free one ar.....

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