USM LifeGuard Corps

devlonair · Senior Member

Peeking Ham Sups

THEBRICK · Senior Member

Easy,

- keep on swimming in front of them (guys) so that they feel so distracted they have no
more mood to see
- if you see any erected penises, inform LG on duty. And if the LG is up to it, can approach
and say:" Bang, sana tu semangat kah? Dalam air kolam pun leh berdiri, I respect!"
- Best of all, ask a guy, go to his front, point at his penis, and make thumbs up.

evanquah · Senior Member

To all lifeguards,

Su Yin has made a very important point, among the members of the public, there are very perverse people that we are unfortunate enough to sometimes share the pool with. As such, lifeguards on duty have to alert to these perpetrators at all times.

It is your right to tell the person off, and never hesitate to reprimand the culprit. We have ensure the safety of the pool for all the users, and sexual harassment is a crime.

Always do what is right.

Airchek · Senior Member

THEBRICK wrote:

Easy,

- keep on swimming in front of them (guys) so that they feel so distracted they have no
more mood to see
- if you see any erected penises, inform LG on duty. And if the LG is up to it, can approach
and say:" Bang, sana tu semangat kah? Dalam air kolam pun leh berdiri, I respect!"
- Best of all, ask a guy, go to his front, point at his penis, and make thumbs up.

Haha! I like this! Good one, sure very funny, but dun do la, consider his feeling oso la for the 1st time...

If got chance, hehehehe... For the sake of the pool users, I might sacrified myself to do this...thumb up! Hooray~ biggrin

pizxebe · Senior Member

Quite a tough job to identify these culprits..

devlonair · Senior Member

pizxebe wrote:

Quite a tough job to identify these culprits..

Dats why Lifeguards have to be alert then. Just spot certain people who go near group of girls and remain stationary for some time.

THEBRICK · Senior Member

pizxebe wrote:

Quite a tough job to identify these culprits..

LOL kiddo, you know LG's my batch could spot an underwear under a swimming costume from across the pool? OBSERVATION is very very important. Learn the trade!

weinn38 · Member

devlonair wrote:

Sometimes in the pool, if you were to observe carefully, there are swimmers/Assc. LGs who do not only swim but they have other entertainment in mind too. These people have their goggles on and dip their heads from time to time into the water and peek at girls underwater.

Lifeguards: or other public swimmers around, if you notice anyone suspicious of doing so, you can actually tell them off. But of course, make sure you confirm first that he (or she ) is indeed peeking before you make a move. You can tell them that their actions are making other pool users uncomfortable.

i wonder if kenneth can help do anything on these Assoc LGs??

someone complaint this ham sup peeking to me during my assoc slot once, but frankly speaking, i really dare not to approach tat ham sup swimmer.

cos wat he'l say o do, i really cant imagine...

de way he looks at u, really disgusting...

if guy LG was ther, might b helpful to inform de swimmer not to do so la..

some more, he din take any action, hard to giv any warning toward him

since he can just deny he was peeking at other female swimmers...though he does so...

like wat teen yuen said, ask guys to swim in front of him to distract his attention...hahaha

devlonair · Senior Member

weinn38 wrote:
i wonder if kenneth can help do anything on these Assoc LGs??
someone complaint this ham sup peeking to me during my assoc slot once, but frankly speaking, i really dare not to approach tat ham sup swimmer.
cos wat he'l say o do, i really cant imagine...
de way he looks at u, really disgusting...
if guy LG was ther, might b helpful to inform de swimmer not to do so la..

That sounded like very very geli... Can't imagine what's going through his mind at that moment... probably some sick fetish involving a bicycle or two?

That will be another problem, if we confirm that the hamsap is peeking at girls, but how do we approach him if he denies it? Really sick people... doh

weinn38 · Member

ya lo...
if can think of a good idea to approach, faster suggest la....

so tat next time i can use it, wen i duty...

evanquah · Senior Member

devlonair wrote:

weinn38 wrote:
That sounded like very very geli... Can't imagine what's going through his mind at that moment... probably some sick fetish involving a bicycle or two?

That will be another problem, if we confirm that the hamsap is peeking at girls, but how do we approach him if he denies it? Really sick people...

Hey dear,

If you wish to quote my lines, you have to give credit. Much have citation you know, like in your thesis.

Copyright infringement is a crime.

p.s.: By the way, I know you just love that line, I best inform Teen Yuen of your fetish! Hahaha biggrin

devlonair · Senior Member

evanquah wrote:

devlonair wrote:
That sounded like very very geli... Can't imagine what's going through his mind at that moment... probably some sick fetish involving a bicycle or two?
Hey dear,

If you wish to quote my lines, you have to give credit. Much have citation you know, like in your thesis.

Copyright infringement is a crime.

p.s.: By the way, I know you just love that line, I best inform Teen Yuen of your fetish! Hahaha

Now now, friend. We both know whose fetish that is, even you just admitted that I quoted your line

So, what would you want me to get your other half? Mau basikal, or those exercising machines, or you just want some parts in particular, like the seat, or wheel ?

MingChee · Senior Member

I love this topic, maybe next time during GM our captain (Mr. Teo) shall speak this out to the LG not only seeks for undergarments, but seek for hamsap lou as well.

junyuan · Senior Member

i think evan did mention abt this before right? i noe there is such case la, but i forgot how did i noe abt it ad. whether is during GM time or duty time...

there is always pervert around us.. for gals, must noe how to protect urself n dun be scared..

there is always LGs on duty can help out. they r the justice represent in the pool

haha...

Sotong · Veteran Member

What if LGs on duty also afraid... (maybe peeking them also)

Jo Lynn · Veteran Member

Hmm about those peeking pool users, it's been an old since I-don't-know-when but really, it's sickening, especially when it's obvious that it's you he's looking at... Worst, if he keeps on coming over and talk to you

(You know which bunch of guys I'm talking about - fair, hairy, sometimes big-bellied and speaks lousy English and always comes up with stupid one-liner like "Are you married/Do you have boyfriend?")

You get it?
:p

Huh associate LGs also do like that?
How can it be?

pizxebe · Senior Member

Jo Lynn wrote:

Hmm about those peeking pool users, it's been an old since I-don't-know-when but really, it's sickening, especially when it's obvious that it's you he's looking at... Worst, if he keeps on coming over and talk to you

(You know which bunch of guys I'm talking about - fair, hairy, sometimes big-bellied and speaks lousy English and always comes up with stupid one-liner like "Are you married/Do you have boyfriend?")

You get it?
:p

Huh associate LGs also do like that?
How can it be?

For me I will return an unpleasant response if they talk like that... But I will never be targeted I guess biggrin biggrin

evanquah · Senior Member

pizxebe wrote:

Jo Lynn wrote:

For me I will return an unpleasant response if they talk like that... But I will never be targeted I guess

To Loy Chee,

Respond sternly and tell them off, but do not use foul language. Never lower yourself to their level.

p.s.: How sure are you that you will never be targeted? Maybe they might be attracted to your fair glowing skin......hehehehe biggrin

pizxebe · Senior Member

evanquah wrote:

pizxebe wrote:

Jo Lynn wrote:

For me I will return an unpleasant response if they talk like that... But I will never be targeted I guess

To Loy Chee,

Respond sternly and tell them off, but do not use foul language. Never lower yourself to their level.

p.s.: How sure are you that you will never be targeted? Maybe they might be attracted to your fair glowing skin......hehehehe

Yeah yeah, of course no foul language! Now you mention it, JY is targeting my fair skin now...He swear to make me as dark as him... furious furious

elcyyong · Senior Member

Hey man!!! Out of topic d....

Come back!!! Haha...

Jo Lynn · Veteran Member

But seriously, sometimes those disgusting male swimmers really don't know their place. Plus they really made it obvious that they leer and stare at your God-knows-where...

I may sound very harsh but I really hate to be approached by a male stranger out of blue with that stupid pick-up line. But then again, sometimes I'm too polite to tell him off. I just go and pretend to be busy swimming 1.5 km (but never reach that figure)

Wakaka...

So girls (or guys) how do you react to this kindda situation?

devlonair · Senior Member

For me, I feel better to give the polite brush off.... I will never dare to be rude cos god knows what the hamsaps are capable of.

So, yea, Jo Lynn's way is one of the better options. Give a straightforward answer (whatever crap they ask) and just pretend to be real busy training/swimming.

Or, if you'd rather stay away from them completely, then do a fast turn or tumble turn so they won't get a chance to stop you, lol. Downside: real exhausting if both ends also got hamsaps.

molt_ar3n · Veteran Member

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