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JeN · Veteran Member

USM freeze

pizxebe · Senior Member

What do you mean by freeze? Stand still? Or fight against the coldness?

JeN · Veteran Member

stand there do nothing loh...
fight coldness.. here is malaysia leh..

THEBRICK · Senior Member

JeN wrote:

we are organising USM freeze this thursday, 5pm at dewan peperiksaan.we need your support n participation. Please let us know whether u can join us for this or not..

for more information, please watch the video clip below: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jwMj3PJDxuo

Objective
1 challenge yourself to freeze for 4 minute with or without disturbance from the surrounding (for those who seeking for formal participation)
2 there is no dullness in university life (for those who is fun-seeker and looking for challenge)

Rules and regulations:
1 Open to all to participate This event will only be launch with minimum of 50 participation
2 Participant must gather at the venue stated in time for a short briefing
3 no violence

maybe we can take an unofficial group photo before we leave USM.

Do something special for the school before u leave the school =p

sound like fun leh....
who will join ah??

why waste your time standing still for 4 minutes doing absolutely nothing? Could have those time turn into doing something more productive aye?

evanquah · Senior Member

Yeah,

Why would anybody want to support such a ridiculous idea! Absolutely a waste of time.
It's not as if they are paying you to stand there.
What do you get out of it?
A modelling contract for an artist or a sculptor?

Lame.

JeN · Veteran Member

actually canot say tat loh...
i standing in the neutral point of view..
just as i will say if ppl doing 48 hours non stop swimming..
wat the point of they doing the 48 hours..??
is not tat if u can swim 48 hours non stop u can be qualify as a super swimmer..
then no one pay u to do tat..
when u do a event for tis swimming 48 non stop... is just u wanna proof u can swim 48
o may not wif taking turns n team works..

as in this freeze thing.. when i c the video is quite amaze by it .. how soo many ppl
stnding freeze whithout being interfer by outsider..

but i got one no like lah.. they interfer wif the working tat using the car to tow thing bcause they
are standing meddle of the way..

actually there are many event like tis bfor.. one is the free hug thing tat is dont able be promote in malaysia loh. ..
then tis is the 2nd weird thing i c .. freeze..

and oh.. wasent our swim record been broke by dono who liao de meh..
tat time got all the mood wanna reclaim the record..
y now no sound liao de leh??

i may not a strong swimmer.. but still ll wanna join to swim 4 fun loh..
very very very .. enjoy the moment train tgether.. during award n distinction..
especially got once my timing broke CJ mia time..

-- Edited by JeN at 05:09, 2008-04-16

JeN · Veteran Member

ya to update.. i think tis activity is kinda like a type of flash mob..
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flash_mob
personally i like tis one .. a over 100 ppl walk near by then suddently say danger o wat thing lah..
then when 100 of ppl suddently say craw on the ground lah..
the victam also kena de..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bj0Ma2CsHME
c mintues 1:30 start ..very funny...

-- Edited by JeN at 05:26, 2008-04-16

swee133 · Member

hey...why do it in dewan peperiksaan eh???choose some place more public la...more fun ma...keke

THEBRICK · Senior Member

48 hour swim

1. you get to exercise
2. you get to mentally train yourself to go that extra mile, to swim that extra mile
3. you are practicing teamwork
4. at least creates health awareness

4 minute 'freeze'

1. you only need you core muscles to function = burn almost zilch calories
2. mentally, you need only that much to stay stil
3. teamwork? can also freeze yourself when you are ****ting, don't tell me you move around
4. health awareness.... forget about that

I know, why don't USM organise let's **** together?
WHY?

1. you promote teamwork. Needs loads of nerve not to laugh at the people ****ting around you
2. mental training. how do you stand the stench? ever been to the sewage treatment plant beside the Jelutong expressway? the one opposite Shell
3. you create health awareness. ****ting passes out toxic, which is bad for body
4. maybe you can use all those **** as fertilizer.

USM really has a knack of doing stupid stuffs.
Inviting angkasawan for one. Why invite a person who wasted Malaysia millions of ringgits doing experiment that you can perform in a normal lab here on earth which in the end claims his results were destroyed when the return capsule came back to earth?

JeN · Veteran Member

i was ever wandering wat lab r actually he performing..
all the lab my course mate do.. they fras till the end of the sememter...
n yet the dono ( now a DATO angkasawan ) do.can achieve result within 1 week..
even a simple lab blood test 2 check 4 denggi also need 1 day . . . .

y dont he publish his journal ah??
i think he test 4 how long his ejaculatiion height in space ...
then how long can wank without gravity..

THEBRICK · Senior Member

JeN wrote:

i was ever wandering wat lab r actually he performing..
all the lab my course mate do.. they fras till the end of the sememter...
n yet the dono ( now a DATO angkasawan ) do.can achieve result within 1 week..
even a simple lab blood test 2 check 4 denggi also need 1 day . . . .

y dont he publish his journal ah??
i think he test 4 how long his ejaculatiion height in space ...
then how long can wank without gravity..

James o James, this part I really bo eye see....maybe we can send a petition to suggest that we send you into space and make the wanking experiment, then you let us know if you wank here or wank is space better....LOL

He said his results already destroyed lar, read my post

JeN · Veteran Member

erm.. how come destroy. ( i got read ) the result nvm.. i wan the paper...
got soo many $$ to send a not smart ppl to space but no money to send wif him a pen a paper ah?
then if the US n Russia space ppl say like tis.. they mah kena set.. dint perform their duty well..

in side the shuttle.. if destroy if say kena burn lah.. ( how can oh.. ) of hot tilll like tat..
the instrument all rosak b4 go to space lah..

then mah. v the MALAYSIAN ppl all bodoh bodoh .. send some dono who to space eat wind then balik wif a DATO title liao loh..

my friend in kl say he got a car .. dono wat car liao the car plate is ANGKASAWAN
de..

evanquah · Senior Member

THEBRICK wrote:

48 hour swim

1. you get to exercise
2. you get to mentally train yourself to go that extra mile, to swim that extra mile
3. you are practicing teamwork
4. at least creates health awareness

4 minute 'freeze'

1. you only need you core muscles to function = burn almost zilch calories
2. mentally, you need only that much to stay stil
3. teamwork? can also freeze yourself when you are ****ting, don't tell me you move around
4. health awareness.... forget about that

I know, why don't USM organise let's **** together?
WHY?

1. you promote teamwork. Needs loads of nerve not to laugh at the people ****ting around you
2. mental training. how do you stand the stench? ever been to the sewage treatment plant beside the Jelutong expressway? the one opposite Shell
3. you create health awareness. ****ting passes out toxic, which is bad for body
4. maybe you can use all those **** as fertilizer.

USM really has a knack of doing stupid stuffs.
Inviting angkasawan for one. Why invite a person who wasted Malaysia millions of ringgits doing experiment that you can perform in a normal lab here on earth which in the end claims his results were destroyed when the return capsule came back to earth?

I totally agree with you, it's not just USM it is Malaysia in general at times.
The space program was a total blunder. It's is not as if M'sia ia producing our own rockets, so why oh why are sending a bloody tourist up into space?
Wasting of our parent's taxpayers money on that stupid so-called part-time model whose only job stint i believe was being on the packet of the Milo refill sachet.
Typical of Malaysia, we always want to have what others have. Japan has Honda and Toyota, we must have Proton. Russian have astronouts, so we must have one too.
Sheeesh, when will we ever get original.

All these so-called achievements are actually costing us losses in millions. Just take MAS or Proton for instance. Really dumb.

Another thing Malaysia has a knack for is that they enjoy nonsensical achievements like the longest Eu Char Koay, biggest Bak Chang etc.

OMG! When will it ever change.

evanquah · Senior Member

THEBRICK wrote:

JeN wrote:

i was ever wandering wat lab r actually he performing..
all the lab my course mate do.. they fras till the end of the sememter...
n yet the dono ( now a DATO angkasawan ) do.can achieve result within 1 week..
even a simple lab blood test 2 check 4 denggi also need 1 day . . . .

y dont he publish his journal ah??
i think he test 4 how long his ejaculatiion height in space ...
then how long can wank without gravity..

James o James, this part I really bo eye see....maybe we can send a petition to suggest that we send you into space and make the wanking experiment, then you let us know if you wank here or wank is space better....LOL

He said his results already destroyed lar, read my post

That fella is a lost cause,

Only he can come up with these typically crass comments. Yeah, he should be the one they send to space for those experiments.

Gosh! (exasperated)

JeN · Veteran Member

refer to the angkasawan thing..
mayb if they create a spaceship using Proton design n a produa engine..
n replace the space suit wif the batik n sarong ..
then create a most big long n UV prove to fix the ozon layer .. the malaysia might get in to the world map ..

MingChee · Senior Member

There's a 2nd KL Freeze at Sunway Pyramid last Sunday, the whole mall was freezed. The origin of this activity came from New York, I'm not sure whether the whole New York freezed (seems impossible for such a big city) or just the Time Square area. Well, some people just find fun about this activity.

THEBRICK · Senior Member

JeN wrote:

refer to the angkasawan thing..
mayb if they create a spaceship using Proton design n a produa engine..
n replace the space suit wif the batik n sarong ..
then create a most big long n UV prove to fix the ozon layer .. the malaysia might get in to the world map ..

LOL, judging from the way you talk, Samy Vellu might find you a very good companion.

SV: Kampung ini takde jambatan, saya akan bina jambatan kat sini.

Ketua Kampung: Datuk, Kampung ni takde sungai kenapa nak bina jambatan?

SV: Takde sungai saya akan BINA SUNGAI kat kampung ni!

Same species right?

evanquah · Senior Member

THEBRICK wrote:

JeN wrote:

LOL, judging from the way you talk, Samy Vellu might find you a very good companion.

SV: Kampung ini takde jambatan, saya akan bina jambatan kat sini.

Ketua Kampung: Datuk, Kampung ni takde sungai kenapa nak bina jambatan?

SV: Takde sungai saya akan BINA SUNGAI kat kampung ni!

Same species right?

Once again,

I must hand it you, you have outdone yourself.
Simply loved the comment.
Currently rolling on the floor laughing... biggrin