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JeN


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erm erm erm...
from all the senior who balik to pool wo..
only got 1 reason to come bac nia..
gf in the pool..
c kevin ( the brick ) he balik bcause of Su Yin..
then Chang Ching.. he also balik bcause of Jolynn..
lagi some more who.??
who got balik lagi.??
Kong Yong.. he now seldom c him bac at the pool liao .. Y??
he got a gf liao.. she is not from the corps.. soo .. he no longer balik loh..

agree??

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junyuan


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not really a... i also saw them before in the pool. they go there to swim lo
although is long long time only once la.. hehe...
then r u still going to pool after u grad time??

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erm.. dono leh..
c where ll i be posted loh..
if can wan b at perai.. then a gf at island...
so i can bac n fore penang mainland n island..
soo.... exco.. ... intake more island gal..
pretty one..

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junyuan


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wa... u say wan pretty gal then got pretty gal for u meh...

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u also want do hunting ah? Go play karate lah u

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JeN


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who me?? y karate leh??
canot taewando de meh??
i once a taewando WTF de leh..

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Haha...you this exin gui...we cant control who wan to be LG de ma...you adjust your standard la...be lower abit...

Then you can come back and swim ad...or u get ur lecturer lo, then sure everytime have to bec USM sumor...

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yaLo Jen.. u got big big GUN wat.. go aim those big big BIRD la.. dun aim those small small de animals ma.. like tat not good...

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refer to min fey..
not tat my standard high high ... is .. kao boh lui...
technique use wrong.. no one teach... cry cry cry ...
then somemore u say adjust ur standard..
u try to say wat ?? say LG gal standard low de..??
u wan kena ur SHE pukul ah...?


refer to jun yuan..
erm.. for years in LG ..
i c gals small small at first ... after join lifesaving ..
bcome big big liao de loh.. erm .. i mean body size bcome muscular...|||


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haha...I dint say LG girls quality high or low lo...U dun push that to me...haha...

Is u say wan us recruit more girls ma, I base on that post de...

Now lifeguard corps oso got alot ma, but jun yuan rampas away ad la, u shld be faster, consult jun yuan la, he is romeo teo le! He can give u some tips, maybe alot lo!



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yaloh yaloh yaloh..
agree... agree....
ask him ask him.. JY should write a post of how to pikat gals...
in 1 week..

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Wahaha... u can aks kong yong also... he just spent 3 days o :P

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wei wei wei...
dun luan luan jiang leh
spoilt my name nia..
should ask those really "good" de, like kong yong a, always green a....


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1. I don't go back to the pool just because Su Yin is still an LG.
2. James, your inability to land a girl, well that you have to blame that you're 'tall'.
3. To support the point above, maybe you're a pervert too.
4. Sometime, observation may land you girls that are GODLIKE.
5. Maybe you work on the way you talk, you will be likeable.

LOLZ

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erm..
i m not YET a pervert..
mayb sometimes ll b ..
but not now loh..
wahaha

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erm... not yet a??
u must be always show us ur pervert side la... never see ur normal side like tat...
LOLZ

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To: Jen Hock

Speak for yourself, not everyone comes back to the pool for perverse reasons like yours.
There are actually some of us who enjoy the company of our close friends.
You're a pretty decent guy.
You do not have to act so desperate.
Like the others said.
Just be a gentlemen and I'm sure you will meet that special someone soon enough.


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can not b someONE boh..?
i wan someMANY ONE ..

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JeN wrote:

can not b someONE boh..?
i wan someMANY ONE ..


Ei, try to be original sikit lar, you really make ppl wanna puke nia the way u talk.....LOLZ

 



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I've always been the kind of person to try and look for the good in everyone I meet. Even if that part of them is as microscopic as an E. coli bacteria.
However, in your case Jen Hock, I might be wrong.
Perhaps the others were right about you. 
I have nothing left to say.



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for 1... i m not a bacteria..
i m a VIRUS...
the now n fore most famous de..
H5IV...
H5N1 bird flu virus + HIV...
is H5IV...

the symtomp of the virus ARE...
indiffisiency of communicate.. wif human..due to the "bird" virus...
strong resistance to comment cure and antibacteria.. n not yet a vasinn n antivirus created..
inability to show love o show too much of "love" to other...
being some kinda jerk n freak..
lost of ability to think n like to let ppl shoot..(restricted to only friends)..
can somehow o mayb not transmitted..
but sure ll influency ppl around him o her..
either her / his damn stupidness n "sex jokes"...


the only know supress method is wif group of friends.. n "loves one"...


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Sigh... Sweat... Feel dunno what to say in this post...

But james, u really shoot back every kindness of ppl to u la...

Try to feel back if ppl talk to u like that...

I know sometimes u're really good to ur frens. Why try not to think big when u wanna do something big. Don always think a bout gal, Remember, there is always a knife on top of sex (direct translate from mandarin) I think u should know that.

Try to do something big and meaning full as gal always look at these kind of thing. Not only outlook and jow's their body shape is.

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Hey Soon Jiun,

Don't bother giving him advice. Wasting your time only. If you notice, all his other post in the other topics also about the same thing.

Save your energy.

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haha... Dunno la...

Do the best i can la...

If he really fight back then i'll stop la.

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evanquah wrote:

Hey Soon Jiun,

Don't bother giving him advice. Wasting your time only. If you notice, all his other post in the other topics also about the same thing.

Save your energy.


Agreed, comparably, I find talking to my toilet bowl a whole lot more meaningful



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JeN wrote:

for 1... i m not a bacteria..
i m a VIRUS...
the now n fore most famous de..
H5IV...
H5N1 bird flu virus + HIV...
is H5IV...

the symtomp of the virus ARE...
indiffisiency of communicate.. wif human..due to the "bird" virus...
strong resistance to comment cure and antibacteria.. n not yet a vasinn n antivirus created..
inability to show love o show too much of "love" to other...
being some kinda jerk n freak..
lost of ability to think n like to let ppl shoot..(restricted to only friends)..
can somehow o mayb not transmitted..
but sure ll influency ppl around him o her..
either her / his damn stupidness n "sex jokes"...


the only know supress method is wif group of friends.. n "loves one"...



 really dunno wat to say... like tat u also can say out a.. i must admit tat u also very keng lo...

hahaha...

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THEBRICK wrote:

 

evanquah wrote:

Hey Soon Jiun,

Don't bother giving him advice. Wasting your time only. If you notice, all his other post in the other topics also about the same thing.

Save your energy.


Agreed, comparably, I find talking to my toilet bowl a whole lot more meaningful

 


Hahahahahahhaha.......

Hey Teen Yuen, you're comment really made my day!

(Still laughing)

 




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JeN wrote:

for 1... i m not a bacteria..
i m a VIRUS...
the now n fore most famous de..
H5IV...
H5N1 bird flu virus + HIV...
is H5IV...

the symtomp of the virus ARE...
indiffisiency of communicate.. wif human..due to the "bird" virus...
strong resistance to comment cure and antibacteria.. n not yet a vasinn n antivirus created..
inability to show love o show too much of "love" to other...
being some kinda jerk n freak..
lost of ability to think n like to let ppl shoot..(restricted to only friends)..
can somehow o mayb not transmitted..
but sure ll influency ppl around him o her..
either her / his damn stupidness n "sex jokes"...


the only know supress method is wif group of friends.. n "loves one"...


Now I wonder wats the reason u cant get a girl, worrying, not bcz of wat, juz bcz u r my senior n fren...

So, Dun keep it as secret... tell me how is ur 'bird', if really got problem, go consult Dr ar, dun b paiseh, H5IV new hybrid virus, but I think this hybrid most probably cant function la, haha, dunno got affect the bird onot?evileye

HAHAHA, juz for fun bro~biggrin


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evanquah wrote:

THEBRICK wrote:


evanquah wrote:

Hey Soon Jiun,

Don't bother giving him advice. Wasting your time only. If you notice, all his other post in the other topics also about the same thing.

Save your energy.


Agreed, comparably, I find talking to my toilet bowl a whole lot more meaningful



Hahahahahahhaha.......

Hey Teen Yuen, you're comment really made my day!

(Still laughing)



LOL, no laughther no life man



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how u put icon de .??
i also wan put . but put no road

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Hey Jen Hock I think a personal message from a girl may wake you up.

Firstly, from my opinion, you have good looks. In fact, some of my friends commented that you look attractive when they see you in pool.
Unfortunately it's only until you open your mouth and they go -.-|||

And secondly, you're actually a nice gentleman but that is only when you're with your male friends and there's no girl around that time. Whenever there's a cute girl around, you tend to switch into desperate mode

-.-|||
That spoils everything good about you.

And your opinion on girls are, sad to say, very narrow. It's ok if your English is poor, we don't mind and I'm sure especially girls who can speak Mandarin don't mind. But when you make very poor sexist remarks on girls, all girls are turned off by you. Maybe initally the girls will be drawn by your looks and initial good-guy vibe. But after a few while, they'll be put off by you.

First, I suggest you change your mentality about girls. Never look at them as a potential girlfriend/lover/sex partner/fiancee/wife. Instead look at them as friends first, treat them with respect like how you usually treat your male buddies and get to know them sincerely like a friend would, not a date. When there's chemistry and both of you have similarities, then you can connect well. That, I can guarantee a healthy, decent and proper relationship.

Second, be yourself. You know who you are, so please stop being a desperado and be relax with your singlehood. You're lucky you're not in relationship yet, because if you keep on rushing in and that girl who accept you is a b***h, you'll really suffer. Look around you, you'll find real-life examples.

Third and most importantly, stop equipping your mind with those stupid date help tips you always find in some websites, especially Chinese ones. Go and learn decent beneficial stuff that you're interested in. You'll find that it's good for your self-worth and people'll be drawn by your real stuff.

Phew... I'm done. Don't know why I'm this kind to type this long...
Anyway all the best...

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JeN wrote:

i thought wear green hat..|||


Wei what green hat?
Is this another Mandarin crap I don't understand?



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Jo Lynn wrote:

JeN wrote:

i thought wear green hat..|||


Wei what green hat?
Is this another Mandarin crap I don't understand?


Yo Jo Lynn,

From what I understand, to "wear a green hat" is an expression that when translated into Mandarin sounds like your partner is cheating on you.

From what I know.



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evanquah wrote:
Yo Jo Lynn,

From what I understand, to "wear a green hat" is an expression that when translated into Mandarin sounds like your partner is cheating on you.

From what I know.


Wow...
And I thought you don't know Mandarin...
Haha...


But then... confused



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JeN wrote:

erm erm erm...
from all the senior who balik to pool wo..
only got 1 reason to come bac nia..
gf in the pool..
c kevin ( the brick ) he balik bcause of Su Yin..
then Chang Ching.. he also balik bcause of Jolynn..
lagi some more who.??
who got balik lagi.??
Kong Yong.. he now seldom c him bac at the pool liao .. Y??
he got a gf liao.. she is not from the corps.. soo .. he no longer balik loh..

agree??


I beg to differ, not every seniors return because of their hotty mermaids..
biggrin

On JoLyn's long post here, I have the same opinion. biggrinbiggrin

-- Edited by typing82 at 00:39, 2008-04-29

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Ya... Ray Ray always come back to swim one lor... Good senior wakakakaka...

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typing82 wrote:
I beg to differ, not every seniors return because of their hotty mermaids..
biggrin

On JoLyn's long post here, I have the same opinion. biggrinbiggrin

-- Edited by typing82 at 00:39, 2008-04-29
Hehe thank you bleh

Wei Raymond, when you wanna come back and swim?
Plus you're right and there are still many hotty mermaids here...
Just in case you have better luck than Jen Hock...
Wakaka...~
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ya,agree vf sj, ray always come back although his gf not here oso lo...haha...

wear a green hat in mandarin usually used on guy,
example, once upon a time, husband n wife live happily in a small town... but one day!
a bad guy came into the town and know the wife...somehow, the wife attracted by the bad guy, n do 'tat thing' with the bad guy behind her husband!

Husband's friend knew it.

the things still going on...

Then when the husband yum cha vf his friend, he praise his wife is the best wife in this world.
His friend said : u dun stupid la! she let u wear a green hat already lo!

hence, normally chinese guys dun wear green hat...

haha...



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