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How to become a Superman? Here are a few steps:
1. Become an instructor
2. Get some monkey students
3. The person him/herself must have a loud voice and big lungs
4. Pace, pace and pace...
5. The instructor must sacrifice. Such as "if you all passed the exam I let you throw me into the water"
6. Monkies passed the exams.
7. Instructor finally became water Superman.

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It was fun to see Kenneth get thrown into the pool, but he was clearly not struggling or fighting. Hehehe. It is most fun when you catch someone and throw someone in against their will. Catch him like a beached dugong.

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evanquah wrote:

It was fun to see Kenneth get thrown into the pool, but he was clearly not struggling or fighting. Hehehe. It is most fun when you catch someone and throw someone in against their will. Catch him like a beached dugong.





Well, it was quite dangerous actually. If you watched it carefully, when the guys dip KK's head into the water, his face nearly knocked the wall. Because the 4 skinny guys didn't have enough strength to carry him.

Beached dugong, nice~



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It was fun, why not you upload the relay you all did that day also?
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pizxebe wrote:

It was fun, why not you upload the relay you all did that day also?

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Yeah I uploaded yesterday as well.



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wow... Superman without struggling?? tat is not so fun n exciting le. with struggling, the feeling of success will be very strong at the end when throw him into the water. like tat also exciting ma.. (ok, we all noe is very very very very HARD to do so) :)

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Omg... what you all did that he can just voluntarily go in the pool water without struggling?

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Omg... what you all did that he can just voluntarily go in the pool water without struggling?




 to the biggest hantu..some more can ask...the answer is in topic title la....hahaha..anyway....all those...can only happen for dat day only...other than dat....only 2nd semester only can throw me..coz 2nd sem got 40 LGs..hahahahahahah......sigh~~hahahaha

 

p/s: the diving pool dangerous lo..dats another reason i dun dare struggle...haha...wait semua include me mati and cedera...haha..peace



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nowadays is not easy to be Instructor. u must make big sacrifice in order to push ur students.

well kenneth, u really make big sacrifice to ur student, luckily ur students didnt fail u!! clap to them la!! hahaha...

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junyuan wrote:

wow... Superman without struggling?? tat is not so fun n exciting le. with struggling, the feeling of success will be very strong at the end when throw him into the water. like tat also exciting ma.. (ok, we all noe is very very very very HARD to do so) :)




Even 10 strong men cannot push Kenneth down to the pool, apatah lagi Kar Keong & Wei Wah the 2 skinny guy? In the video they couldn't even carry KK well. I wonder who else can "berSUMO" with KK one-to-one and push him down to the pool.



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wah deear EQ, technology sure has became more advanced.....

u gave it in words,
i gave it in pictures,
and now she gave them in videos.

Haha, have to upgrade liao to shoot scamdalous videos instead of photos.

Emm..... The super duper seacow....... and pls la u all so skinny, dun ever attempt to carry him anymore, very dangerous k. u can see his face(nose) has jus half a cm more and it will we gone due to the effects from ruubing at the edge of the poolside.



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1st time ever i didnt see superman struggle at all!
Is it the superman has change his principle after pat tor as being capture in candid camera as the proof?

Oh no, dugong and ms Ipoh read swimming suit is on!!!!!

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I saw the new video. Kenneth trying to cheat again ah! Blocking James from reaching the finishing line. Hehehe.
p.s.: Wah, I didn't realise Kenneth and MC on the same team some more....evileye

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Oh, interesting... Even I was the camera man I didn't realise at all!
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Superman...haha...Good Job!!!! HaaHaaa.......miss USM LG life...Juniors should cherish every moment in LG now......relay is the most fun part...MISS IT...

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Superman...haha...Good Job!!!! HaaHaaa.......miss USM LG life...Juniors should cherish every moment in LG now......relay is the most fun part...MISS IT...




AGREE~ Relay is the best!



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Old d, no stamina to swim with the young LG~~~

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Damn, luckily he went to Korea, and he did that wager, if not you guys wouldn't be able to catch him, last time it took 10 of us you know. 10 FREAKING FIT LGss

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Remember the Steve Irwin's Technic is still the best to catch Kenneth if he starts to struggle ... TY, If now we go catch him I think we patah tulang 2 kerat!!

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haha....wont wont...patah 10 kerat sahaja...hahaha..to CT,.....Steve Erwin Technic....wont work anymore....immune liao...unless u find the ppl who throw me into water even i struggle super violently dat time to come back la..hahaha..

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KENNETH, u dun kuat cakap, we later go enrol the master student, bring him to gym and swimming crash course and wait you come back after SUA see you die or not. Remember, you might be wide, but you're SHORT

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hahahahaha....well...something need to done rather than said...hahahahah......sien.....somehow i miss la dat time ...whole Lg Corps throw me into water...kakakakka......dats the spirit ma....hahahah

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I only have one thing to say to KK: BABI!

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haha... KK, dun u challenge us!! u r not undefeatable one ok!!

wif some brain, we can easily push u into the pool even without 10ppl.. hahaha...

nowadays must use brain d, not only strength nia... hahahaha... :P

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Well Kenneth, as what Jun Yuan says, you're aren't really that brainy when it comes to these stuffs....so watch out! :P

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Nice one guys, like they say; The pen can be mightier than the sword.
Or in this case; Homo sapies are smarter than Dugong dugon

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This dugong just cakap besar.....

I can bet with you,KK the whole corps is willing to coperate and throw you in water no matter using what way. Celop ke or using the rope tie you up and throw you like a yoyo!!!

haha. When come to throw you into water all are you enemied already. hahaha

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junyuan wrote:

haha... KK, dun u challenge us!! u r not undefeatable one ok!!

wif some brain, we can easily push u into the pool even without 10ppl.. hahaha...

nowadays must use brain d, not only strength nia... hahahaha... :P




There's no undefeatable... Even the strongest man has a weaker time.
I believe Jun Yuan can change what KK is now. JY might be able to throw him into water with some new techniques.

TY: The master student you mentioned is the one in Bronze Med? Even he's big, but KK is wise enough to escape from him..



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haha... KK, dun u challenge us!! u r not undefeatable one ok!!

wif some brain, we can easily push u into the pool even without 10ppl.. hahaha...

nowadays must use brain d, not only strength nia... hahahaha... :P




There's no undefeatable... Even the strongest man has a weaker time.
I believe Jun Yuan can change what KK is now. JY might be able to throw him into water with some new techniques.

TY: The master student you mentioned is the one in Bronze Med? Even he's big, but KK is wise enough to escape from him..




How wise is this Dugong sure will fall into a trap which is set up by the fishermen because it might be hungry...idea



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MC: no worries, send in the croc hunters to secure Dugong, then bring the the HEAVYWEIGHT DUGONG LOCK to hempap the Dugong, then we tie that Dugong up, then we drag him all around.

-- Edited by THEBRICK at 13:13, 2008-11-06

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hahahahahahah.....lols.....well...just one sentence from me....something really need to done rather than said~~~~~hahahahahahah

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Old d, no stamina to swim with the young LG~~~




i hate relay...
now even worst... my body like iron dy...
dunno how to swim dy...anyone here HELP me plz...

 



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u need to work up cardio.... not only body building ma..... dats y stiff d... i think lar.

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hahahahahahah.....lols.....well...just one sentence from me....something really need to done rather than said~~~~~hahahahahahah





*zippped*

(nothing to say because I know I cannot do it) :P



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Old d, no stamina to swim with the young LG~~~




i hate relay...
now even worst... my body like iron dy...
dunno how to swim dy...anyone here HELP me plz...




Easy, swim more replacement, just like me.biggrinbiggrin



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What Loy Chee said is true... Wan to improve just swim more

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MC: no worries, send in the croc hunters to secure Dugong, then bring the the HEAVYWEIGHT DUGONG LOCK to hempap the Dugong, then we tie that Dugong up, then we drag him all around.

-- Edited by THEBRICK at 13:13, 2008-11-06




By that time we're not croc hunters, but dugong hunters.
We've got to train up new lifeguards to be dugong hunters.



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As I know catching Dugong is an easy job because they wont struggle too much but this Dugong is different dude. Normally catch dugong can be use by using a simple fish net. If use this kind of net to catch USM Dugong, sure hancur lebur ...

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